Executive Assistant (FT)

Full Time
Los Angeles, CA
Posted
Job description
I need assistance. If you can assist executively/administratively/personally, read on.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
  • Write stuff.
  • Email stuff.
  • Organize stuff.
  • Coordinate stuff.
  • Clean stuff.
  • Make the yellowest of smoothies.
  • Be an all-around positive presence because we need more of that in the world.

QUALIFICATIONS:
  • A 4-year degree, but not really.
  • A self-starter with a can-do attitude motivated to be the very best at what they do and don't do.
  • A high-level understanding of digital marketing principles would be cool as well, but not super required.
  • Perfect grammar & spelling.
  • Okay, but you gotta somehow know how to use Google Sheets, Adobe Acrobat, MS Office, Asana, Slack, and other productivity tools.
  • This will be an in-office role in our Los Angeles office, so automobile mobility is required.

HERE ARE A COUPLE OF SUGGESTIONS TO GET YOUR APPLICATION NOTICED:
  • Send a handwritten note by hawk mail.
  • Attach an interesting JPEG that you took.
  • You can also attach a JPEG of your dog, it's the same thing to me.
  • A compelling resumé + cover letter will probably do, I guess.
  • Surprise me! Do something different. Show off your personality!

P.S. This is a legit job. If you are legit interested in this legit job, send me some fun stuff from whatever job board this is posted on or to creative [at] dottob.com with the subject line "I'M THE BEST EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT EVER AND HERE'S WHY..."

SAGITARRIUS SEASON UPDATE: We appreciate the responses we've received for the Executive Assistant role, but due to the overwhelming amount of applications + dog pix, we cannot respond to all of you amazing people and provide feedback — sorry! We are hiring on a rolling basis and we'll reach out if we are interested in moving forward with you. Thank you!

ALERT: If you receive an invitation to interview from an email that isn't dottob.com, it is most likely a scam. Someone from the email domain "dottob.us" has been impersonating our HR manager.


About dottob:

dottob is a marketing + creative agency focused on creating thumb-stopping content for paid media platforms. Come work with us! Just be fun, hardworking, and have an affinity for dogs. See below for full-time, part-time, or freelance opportunities. Let's goooo. You might be who we are looking for...

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